What The Hell Is Goin' On? LithographBrand new! This lithograph of Paul Thorn's artwork for the cover of What The Hell Is Goin' On? is 12.5" by 12.5" and it is numbered and signed by Paul. Take the link below or click on the image for a better view.
$19.99 with free shipping
What The Hell Is Goin' On? LunchboxBrand new! To commemorate the release of Paul's latest CD we are offering something near and dear to his heart - a bona fide, old-school lunchbox. (He's a collector.) This midday meal caddy features Paul's own What The Hell Is Goin' On? cover artwork, and it just might end up being a collector's item. Be sure to buy a second one for stashing all the money you save packing your Spam sandwiches to work every day.
$27.00 with free shipping
(Thermos not included. If only there was something akin to a flask available for liquid transport...)
Paul Thorn's Tequila Is Good For The Heart Flask
Need a vessel for your iced tea, Kool-Aid, or favorite diet soft drink? This lovely flask will make any potable beverage you choose portable and transportable. Etched on its face is Paul Thorn Band at the top and Tequila Is Good For The Heart at the bottom. Pick up a couple - it makes a great gift!
$25.00 with free shipping
Pimps and Preachers: The Coffee Table BookGet a beautiful coffee table book with 44 pages of Paul's artwork and observations. This book is hard-bound with Pimps and Preachers in gold leaf on the cover and it features a forward by Mike Judge.
$39.99 with free shipping
Pimps and Preachers: The LithographThis lithograph of Paul Thorn's artwork for the cover of Pimps and Preachers is 12.5" by 12.5" and it is numbered and signed by Paul. Take the link below or click on the image for a better view. "Of all the art I ever created, this particular piece probably best describes who I am." — Paul Thorn
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The official "It's A Great Day To Whup Somebody's Ass" bumper sticker!Buy two for your car - one for the back and one for the front. Slap one on the dashboard to remind yourself who's boss. Looks great on the fridge, or set up your day by sticking one on your shaving mirror. Spruce up your Segway. Put 'em on your mother-in-law's truck, your preacher's mini van, the soccer coach's mountain bike. They will thank you for it. Rock Uncle Morty's power chair with one. Decorate your kids' bookbags before you send them off to school. The bullies will think twice. Hang 'em from the Christmas tree, paper your rumpus room, line the cat box. And don't forget your golf cart, bass boat, ATV, Chris-Craft, rottweiler's doghouse, unicycle, airplane, catamaran, Soap Box Derby car, cattle trailer, motorcycle, dump truck, funny car, front end loader, go kart, sailboat, deer stand, blimp, oil derrick, Massey Ferguson High Output Rotary Combine, jet pack, mini bike, hang glider, locomotive, bobsled, submarine, etc, etc...
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A signed and numbered print for $100.00"Here is the first drawing I am offering for a public consumption. It is the story of Thunderbolt Brown. He isn't a real person. I created him in my mind. However, I believe we are all a lot like him. None of us are truly worthy of Heaven's rewards. According to the Bible, our righteousness is no better than a filthy rag. So humble yourself before it's too late. Learn to love and don't be quick to judge. This is a Limited Edition 17" x 22" art print. They are signed and numbered by me and sent to you for $100." — Love & God Bless, Paul Thorn
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